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i will never not love this ahah
hahaa. lovethis.
YEAH SCREW STEPHANIE MEYER, I’M THE NEW BOOK BITCH IN TOWN.
I hope everybody is enjoying the snow.
Your ex is on the side of the road, on fire. What do you do?
Um. Help him? Durp herp
If I looked on the bed next to you, what would I find?
An indent of James or a pile of pillows.
Do you go to the bathroom with the door open or closed?
Closed all the time, but unlocked if I’m in a hurry. Weird how I just told the internet that.
Are your underwear and socks folded in your drawer or just thrown in?
Thrown in. Life’s too short to fold things which are difficult to fold in the first place.
Sleep on your back or stomach?
When alone, on my back or my front.
When with someone, usually on their arm or front or curled up.
Are you a cuddler?
Yus. :3
What would I find if I looked UNDER your bed?
A box full of scrapping magazines and pieces of artz. A box full of crap old worn cheap bags. A mattress.
Something that happened today that made you angry?
Nothing really; it’s been a good day. I got a bit uncomfortable, but not angry.
What were you doing before this survey?
Contemplating writing a roleplay starter, browsing the internet, talking on IRC and editing a picture for my roleplay character to celebrate Christmas.
What will you do after the survey?
Maybe have a long shower or get something really nice to drink.
And eventually write.
Marriage or living together?
Living together for a while and then marriage if it’s really appropriate. Right now I’m doing neither.
What shirt are you wearing now?
Nanowrimo 09 shirt! I like it, it is really cute and comfy.
Do you sing?
I love singing and stuff but only on my own or if I have courage to sing to others (around others).
Do you de-label your beer bottles?
I de-label EVERYTHING :D
Do you talk about your feelings or hide them?
A bit of both, depending on who I’m talking to if I’m honest.
Is there something you regret and wish you could take back?
Some things.
First thing you do when you wake up?
RAGE for ages while I wait for people to GTFO the bathroom so I can PEE.
;O; And stretch and usually I get soreness and Charley Horses.
Ever had surgery?
No :D
Last argument you got into with?
MAH PARENTZ HURRFFF
Do you tend to rip the paper off water bottles?
E V E R Y T H I N G G G G G G G
How long does it take for you to fall asleep at night?
At the very minimum, an hour. FFFFFF
Current song on myspace?
Something from the CoD4 soundtrack for Rettertettertett,
and a song by GORESHIT for my old account which I’ve not been on in months.
When you shut off your alarm clock, do you tend to fall back asleep?
This is why I’m late all the time. Sux 2 b me
If you were given the chance to take care of a monkey for a weekend, would you?
If it didn’t have the ability to poop and piss.
What is the current advertisement on the side of the screen?
Tumblr is good because it has no ads heor. :D
It’s midnight. Who are you texting?
I HAVE NO CREDIT.
But if I did it’d be a tweet or for James.
It’s Wednesday afternoon, where are you usually?
In a PSCHE lesson lolling around with Seb Harry and Jamie.
Honestly, if you could have ANYONE in the world, who would it be?
Nobody really. I’m happy and satisfied as it is.
Your Christmas list consists of?
A bunch of books and vidya and jewellery and stuff.
You’re going to New York for school shopping, where do you go first?
School shopping?
What. I don’t know New York, anyway. But it’d be nice to go thar.
You need a new pair of jeans, what store do you go to first?
H&M once. But now maybe like Matalan or somewhere. HERF; I’ve not worn jeans in months and months.
How do you feel about your hair?
NEED A HAIRCUT! FFFFFF!!!
What movie is in your DVD player?
Don’t have a Doovde player but the last movie I watched was Harry Brown. It was cool.
If you could move away, no questions asked, where would you move?
A lot of places.
California, Vietnam, Thailand, Amsterdam, Sweden, Tokyo for a bit, Hong Kong.
How much do looks matter to you in a guy/girl?
Not hugely. Not really, actually. But the person I love I deem good looking.
What’s the greatest thing that happened to you today?
Harry’s response to getting his Christmas present. Made me feel warm inside. :]
How many TRUE best friends do you have?
Almost 10. I think! Hopefully!
What would you change about your life right now?
Lack of employment, fattyness and blobbyness, tiredness.
What’s the best feeling in the world?
Getting petted and hugged in the morning. :3
Would you date an 18 year old at the age you are now?
ARKJSGLKJ LOLOLOLOLO
Context: 24 YEARS OLD LMAO I AM STILL 17
When’s the last time you were aggravated and happy at the same time?
Yesterday when a man pooped himself on the bus and I was coming home from seeing my friends.
Your phone is ringing. It’s the person you fell hardest for, what do you say?
I’ll sing the entirety of the Ghostbusters theme down the phone. A capella and everything. BOP BOP BOPPABOP BOOP BOOP
What do you think about the weather?
Freezin lol
Are you ticklish?
So much that it’s actually painful and James is a sadistic douchebag and doesn’t stop until I start yelping and attacking his face.
Who’s car were you in last?
Molly Young’s car. Was fun. I HAD A MINT. :3
Have you ever slapped someone?
Yus. Lolz
How many people do you trust with everything?
One or two; no wait just one achuli.
What was the last thing you drank?
COKE ZERO
Hurrrr, that reminds me I haven’t had anything since ffff
Why am I such an a retard with remembering to drink water.
My brain doesn’t tell me I’m thirsty anymore what a prick
Have you ever been asked out by someone you didn’t want to be with?
AHAHAHAHAHA; NO
Is there anyone you want to come see you?
Yus oh lawd. I know tonight is the beginning of being lonely all week ;-;
Name one thing you love about winter?
Getting warmmmmm.
Name one stupid thing you did today.
I squeezed a paint tube and it went “pooft!” and I got a dab of gold paint on my head :(
When showering, do you start the water and then get in, or get in then start it?
GET INTO THE COLD SHOWER BOX. TURN ON TAP. WAIT FOR IT TO GET WARM. STEP INTO THE WATER.
Does anything on your body itch right now?
Everything D:< except that, thankfully.
Does every family have a crazy uncle?
FFFFF; so true. Except mine is a chav with an iPhone and… lol wtf he’s just weird.
Do you find it hard to trust others?
Sort of.
What are some names your family and friends call you?
Jo, JEEEYOOOOOH, Jordan, Jor.
What were you doing at 4am this morning?
Sleeping in the freezing cold.
Does anyone call you babe or baby?
Two people as farsi no.
Would you romantically kiss an ugly person for $1,000?
Dude easy money lol sure.
Do you always find it cute when a girl/guy calls you babe/baby?
Not always. Sometimes it feels weird.
I’M NOT A BABE LMAO
Would you ever smile at a stranger?
All the time. It’s part of my day if I’m honest. Like saying ‘thank you’ to the bus man automatically.
How often do you listen to music?
All the time that I’m on my laptop. On the bus too, if my earphones weren’t brokes.
If you could change your eye color, what would you change it to?
Green ones. :)
Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
‘Course. Only if they know they did wrongs.
Are you dating the last person you talked to?
No. I talked to Tim. :S
Who was the last person you talked to in person?
Tarlie!
Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?
James.
Do you think someone has feelings for you?
HOPE SO, BEST DO SO. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Are you anything like you were at this point last year?
Not really, I was having more fun last year. ;-;
But I am probably more lovely now.
Honestly, what are you thinking about right now?
I’m sleepy and this is taking forever and I’m so lazy.
Do you like to wear dresses?
Favourite garment :B
Have you kissed anyone today?
OH NO
Do you have someone who you can be your complete self around?
LOTS!
Do you think it’s possible to fall in love with someone in just 2 weeks?
DERRRRRRP NO WAY.
Is any part of you sad at all?
A little. More melancholy if I’m honest.
Ever receive a really long apology?
Yus I have actually, wait -
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT ABOUT. LOL
Do you give out second chances too easily?
Nah.
When’s the last time you wanted to crawl in a hole and die?
CRAWWWWWWLING INNN MY SKIIIIIN
If you could go back and do things differently, would you?
I think you asked before, but yes.
Does anyone not like you at the moment?
A million hundred h8rz
Ever been out of your state?
Don’t live in a state but I’ve been abroad a few times so yes I guess.
When you say you don’t care do you mean it?
Mostly.
Do you hate it when people smoke around you?
I totally don’t mind, grew up in a smoker’s house.
What’s something you really regret saying to someone?
“No there’s nothing wrong with __________”
Has anyone put their arms around you in the past 5 days?
YEEEAAASSSS~
Do you hate being home alone?
I love it. FREEDOM. And sekret hedonism/lazy/loud singing in the shower can commence.
Has anything upset you in the last week?
Few tingz.
Anyone you’re giving up on?
Yus. FFFFF.
Dislike.
Would you be more likely to fail Science or Math?
Maffs cuz I like Science lots.
Do you have any bruises?
Here and thar.
Go figure: I was on the bus desperate to write, I get home, take off my shoes, and decide I don’t want to write. Note to self: shoes are a catalyst for a lack of productivity.
I know I might get killed for putting this up but I want everybody to know how fascinatingly gorgeous my boyfriend was when he was my age.
DAYAMN.
DAYYYAAAMMN
I have the best friends in the world and I am happy.
I ought to be revising for an exam tomorrow but I DON’T CARE :)
I just want to be happy this evening. :3
‘CAUSE WE R LIVIN IN A MATERIAL WORLD
AND I AM A MATERIAL GIRL.
CHREESTMAS LEIST
- Books, see ‘Book List’ ***
- Daedelus “Love to Make Music To” (Audio CD)
- Money **
- Steampunk Handmade Etsy Jewellery / Ring (using watch parts, cogs, etc). exclusive to crafters on Etsy.com
- Doc Martens in Orange/Purple/Green/Blue OR
- Nike Dunks in Orange/Purple/Green/Blue
- Videogames, see ‘Videogames’ ***
- Economy Tescos Sewing Machine (don’t have anywhere to put it though).
- Digital Camera cheap from dealextreme.com
- FANCY SCARF SET WOOO
I definitely do not want everything that I have listed. I just wanted to list titles of games and books I’ve wanted for a while, and things I’d quite like as gifts.
This way, no matter what I’m brought, it’ll be something I’ve wanted for a great deal of time.
** what will this money be spent on, should I recieve it?
University Fees, Student Life
Tickets for music events, festivals, library + culture group memberships, exhibitions
Clothing
Investments
New Laptop
New Phone
25% of all recieved will go towards my savings account,
which will be used in important financial decisions as well as student life
*** what book list?
It’s here on this list:
- The Hell of It All (Charlie Brooker)
- Lolita
- Virgin Suicides
- The Children of Men (P.D. James)
- Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland - Original
- 1984 (George Orwell)
- Memoirs of a Geisha
- Naked Lunch (William S. Burroughs)
- Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? (Philip K. Dick)
- The Positronic Man
- Mona Lisa Overdrive
- The Bicentennial Man
These are books I’ve had interest in reading and haven’t ever got them. I’d prefer them to be second hand copies from
a bookshop I know in Shepherd’s Bush, near Portobello Road, than to be new. I like books that feel old and have a history
of their own. Obviously, this doesn’t extend to new releases (The Hell of it All has literally just been released).
**** what games?
In this list, again:
For next generation videogames, I have an Xbox 360 console.
For games listed which are not part of next-generation gaming, I have a Playstation 2 console.
- Assasin’s Creed 2
- Shadow of the Collosus
- Splinter Cell: Conviction
- Resident Evil 4
- Silent Hill 4: The Room
- Silent Hill 3
- Dark Cloud
- Burnout: Takedown/Burnout: Revenge
- Prince of Persia: Sands of Time
- Bayonetta
- Borderlands
- Silent Hill: Homecoming
- Fahrenheit
- Hitman: Blood Money
- Ōkami
I hate to be a victim of successful marketing but damn these Stella Artois ads for hedge protection are freaking badass.
We fall in love to procreate. If you can’t procreate then you’re not in love, you’re just sick or confused. The Bible says it’s wrong, and I live in a Christian nation. I would hope that my government would follow the Bible. Gays shouldn’t marry because regardless of them being in “love”, it would take away from straight, real marriage. Also, I wouldn’t want my children to see that kind of disgusting thing between two people of the same sex. It’s just wrong.
That’s my opinion, and your “logic” won’t change my mind, so fuck you.
For the record this guy was being majorly sarcastic. It’s obvious if you read his tumblr for even a moment.
Stop attacking him. Bringing in the colour of his skin is also fucking despicable. How DARE you attack him with racism for (supposed) homophobia?! We live in a world of morons.
Like I said, he was being sarcastic and satirical by pretending to be a right wing nut job.
The giveaway was “Gays shouldn’t marry because regardless of them being in “love”, it would take away from straight, real marriage.”
I’m for marriage. I’m for love. I don’t care who or what loves each other but as long as it happens, I’m pleased with it. And I’m all for companionship and humanity too, and needless hate will get us nowhere.
I am just saying what the majority of us believe.
I appreciate people get upset when they see hate like that, but it was a mockery. It should be commended for pointing out Poe’s Law*, at least.
* Poe’s Law: “Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humour, it is impossible to create a parody of fundamentalism that someone won’t mistake for the real thing.”
